By Mr. Kolchak
Doing a quick online search, the editorial staff learned that the DNC is being run now by a token DEI black (nobody should be surprised by that) and the second-in-command is the real leader here: Gretchen Whitmer. The Wicked Witch of Michigan. Maybe we’re sick but of all the current Democrat harpy shrews running their states into the sewer, Gretchen really tings the radar.
First, the round table opinion around the bullpen is that for a Democrat, you’re kind of a hot MILF, Gretchen. We think you’d look great in the pages of 40Something magazine. Perhaps that might be your future outside politics because judging by public opinion and headlines, the Democratic Party as it stands today this second is an extinct wildebeest on a one-way destiny with DOOM but you all are just too stupid to realize it. Judging by the genius presidential campaign served up by the best WOKE had to offer, this street-level prediction is highly probable. So how do the dumb Democrats recover from this savage beating in the voting booth the whole rotten lot of you just took in the presidential elections?
Frankly, if the best you malcontents can drum up as an answer to Kamal Toe Harris is AOC or Gavin “American Psycho” Gruesome– you need to disband the Democratic Party now and go home. You’ll be slaughtered even more mercilessly on that ticket than the Harris-Walz ticket. By the gods of Zatar! Is there any brain activity at all in the DNC?
The Democratic Party is the planet’s laughing stock. Fuck, the aliens are laughing at you. No, the outer space aliens not the 3rd World Trash you’ve imported as your new constituents. BTW-that “voting bloc” is getting relocated way outside the CONUS zip code structure so they won’t save you in 2028. A genius plan you stole from the libertarians by-the-way (Remember their idea to import libertarians into one state to “take it over?”). For God/dess’s sake – get it through your commie Borg skulls that continuing to think you can win with ritual baby murder and pervert men who want to violate women’s spaces is political suicide and you will LOSE LOSE LOSE Mr. Beal! IF YOU CONTINUE DOWN THIS INSANE PATH.
Is that clear enough for the slower DEI ‘intellects’ lurking in the Democratic national command and control TOC?
For the Democratic Party to win going forward, the Democratic Party needs RADICAL INTERNAL SURGERY. This is the absolute Ground Zero Truth the Dems need to face and face FAST. Everything must go. A complete razing to the ground is called for.
The entire platform needs to be TRASHED. The woke abortion trans freak show has to be completely ABORTED or the Democratic Party DEIs. Period. There is NO WAY around this conclusion, Democrats. Everybody HATES you. Including this organization. Frankly, we’re ecstatic to see you in your death throes. Couldn’t be happening to a more deserving bunch of commie terrorists than the Democratic Party.
To be clear, the way forward for the Democrats isn’t in continuing to double and triple down on woke insanity. That’s what none of your brain bugs understand, Gretchen. The ONLY way you’ll ever have a hope in Hell of winning anything in this country again – without ballot theft – is to GO BACKWARDS.
You will NEVER beat Trump and MAGA by occupying your sniveling ‘high ground’ of collectivism and gender insanity. There is only ONE way to beat MAGA.
Let’s break it down logically (something almost impossible for a Democrat to do).
IF MAGA is unbeatable on socialist/commie grounds and arguments,
THEN to beat MAGA, the opposition must out MAGA MAGA. Can you see the sense in that conclusion?
You’ll never out MAGA MAGA with drag queen story time and pedophilia normalization. This isn’t rocket science, Gretchen dear. I think the best thing you Dems could do is hire an advisor that is sympathetic with MAGA and speaks the language. Your echo chamber of leftist yes-women won’t conjure a way out of this conundrum. Ever. Why? Because the solution is completely outside the leftist conception of what is possible.
The Democratic Party has a real secret weapon they could bring to this political knife fight if they wanted to. It’s something the Republicans don’t have and it fairly well TRUMPS the KKK card that the Republicans do have.
A leftist Democrat brain bug would have never thought of this one. Yes, the only way to save this party is to return to the roots. You leftists have completely forgotten the fact that THOMAS JEFFERSON founded this rotten off-the-rails political party and he is the ONLY ONE that can save you.
What do we mean by this? We mean you need to re-embrace EVERYTHING Thomas Jefferson’s original gangster Democrat-Republican Party used to stand for.
Thomas Jefferson was America’s first proto-libertarian and probable Rosicrucian agent. You don’t get more hardcore patriot American than Thomas Jefferson. Again – if you want to beat MAGA, you better be ready to out MAGA MAGA. To do that, Thomas Jefferson is your only hope.
We want to see a resurrected Democratic Party, Jefferson’s party, to rise up as a VIABLE challenge to the Israel-owned Trump Administration.
So, make the tough changes now. Return to your roots.
We predict that the levels of hubris and woke insanity are still at catastrophic levels in the DNC; therefore you will ignore everything in this urgent message. Which means we will have to go with Plan B. This message is Plan A.
Plan B will be to organize and establish a NEW DEMOCRATIC PARTY. One that lives up to Jefferson’s mettle. This party will distinguish itself from yours by adopting a new mascot: Hunter S. Thompson’s mug – now he was a real Democrat!
The danger of a ‘new Democratic Party’ should be obvious. By default, it is already 200% more popular than the KKK Democratic Party is. Oh, and that is how our Party will differentiate ourselves from your party- you all are the KKK Democrats and we’re the Fun-Vee Democrats. We know, you’re all too humorless to watch Ironman movies so that reference went over your heads and quite probably offended most of you reality-deniers.
But we can avoid all that unpleasantness. Just listen to reason. The only way the Democrats can survive politically is to go hard libertarian, out MAGA MAGA and embrace wholeheartedly Javier Milei while shitcanning Karl Marx. This is the only political direction left for the Democrat Party. AOC and her filth are not the future.
So what does this mean?
First, all the progressives and LGBTPXYZPDQ mofos are OUT THE FRACKING DOOR. Buh-bye! I hear the FREAK SHOW is hiring.
Second, the Democrat’s new rallying cry must be LESS GOVERNMENT. That’s what Jefferson would do.
Our brain bugs have drawn up a minimum satisfactory platform to run on now. There does need to be real opposition to the Trump camp! But the woke fag circus that is the present Democratic Party IS NOT that opposition.
That New Democratic Party will counter-attack with this:
- Dismantle the State from Within. Government is the most essential threat to humanity.
- Ban Israel Influence in American affairs. No more dual citizenship with Israel. REVERSE ANY ‘Antisemitism’ LAW THAT TRUMP PASSES. Remember JFK (the only other Great Democrat) tried to do this as well. We all know what the results were. All Israel influence needs to be banned in all the pillars of society: government, banking, entertainment, law, medicine. Riddle us this: why are ALL of these institutions crawling with Israel First operatives?
- Ban and outlaw the Federal Reserve Banking System. Return to a free market money based on value in the form of commodities. The New Democrats believe MARIJUANA would be the perfect fungible commodity to base a money system on. Of course, the currency would be printed on 100% AMERICAN GROWN HEMP PAPER. Just like the Declaration of Independence.
- Return immediately to the Jeffersonian era legal perspective on CORPORATIONS.
- BAN ARTIFICIAL PERSONHOOD-Expose and abolish the 14th Amendment Citizen.
- Put the LAW OF THE SEA back where it belongs-in the bathtub. No more admiralty/maritime jurisdiction on the land.
- Put DC’s jurisdiction back in the Square, then BANISH it like a foul spirit.
- Ban government interference in the people’s personal consumption choices. No more victimless crime laws.
- Ban government interference in religious affiliations. ALL flavors allowed. Just one catch. The Prime Directive-see below.
- Demolish immunity for cops, feds, and the pharmaceutical-medical complex.
- CANCEL the BATFags, the IRS, the DEA, the FDA, FBI, CIA, the Dept. of Education, OSHA, all of these government bureaucracies are ABOLIROS! As Javier Milei might say.
- Return to allodial title for land ownership.
- Freedom of Speech and the freedom to freely publish, broadcast, debate, perform shall not be infringed.
- Legislatively adopt the ‘Prime Directive’ as the Highest Law of the Land, Sea, Air, and Deep Space. The Prime Directive is officially titled ‘The Non-Aggression Directive.’ This will guarantee America minds its own business and stops forever all the bloody global regime change and proxy wars.
- Reform the ‘Justice’ system with a whole ‘new’ paradigm for judging transgressive behavior by: the Law of Consent, not Commerce.
- Clearly define the Age of Autonomy. The New Democrat Party thinks 18 is a good number. All humans in America become ADULTS in the eyes of the law at 18. Anyone under that age is a minor. Minors do not have the rights of autonomy. They cannot make decisions about their genitals or their sexual partners. Anyone attempting to do otherwise is a GROOMER and will be punished as a violator of consent. Buh-Bye Trans Freak Show.
- Recommend abolition of metropolitan police forces trained by Israel. Return to the Old West method of law enforcement: everyone is openly armed and has the power to arrest law breakers for the marshal/sheriff to take into custody. Buh-Bye cops with your immunity and your power trips and arbitrary traffic stops.
- Communists and socialists are transgressors of the peace and of humanity’s right to be left alone. They openly violate the Prime Directive with everything they do. They violate the Law of Consent like it is tissue paper to wipe their asses on. This political viewpoint is incompatible with a free society; all commies will be banned from government and education.
- The New Democrats have a radical new vision for the homeland defense: The Swiss Model. Most of the ‘military’ will be dismissed with the exception of the Aviation Forces, the Rangers, the Navy and Special Forces. Army Green Berets (not SEALs) will have a new focus: the Groups will now send the SFODAs out into the American heartlands to teach the citizens the fine art of guerrilla warfare. The New Democrats want the Citizen Milita Model for active civil defense and for current Army Special Forces to spearhead this realignment.
- Make America the New Atlantis Again! Recognize that America is the result of Francis Bacon not George Washington. Washington and the Founders were, in point of fact, following Bacon’s blueprint. The New Democrats recognize the debt owed to the Rosicrucians for hatching the plot for the New Atlantis. America has been the GREATEST conspiracy experiment in history. Be proud of that achievement.
- Finally, deport Benocide Shapiro back to Lesser Israel.
- The New Democrat Party is all about getting the murdering Government/State and Israel permanently out of all Americans lives. That should be a cause all freedom loving individuals can get behind.
- Dismantle the State from within and all will prosper. A new Democrat talking point.
Horrifying, isn’t it? We feel this is the only kind of agenda that will out Trump Trump. This really means the Democratic Party must become more libertarian than the Libertarians. Know this: the only thing Americans enthusiastically want LESS of is GOVERNMENT.
Your choices are twain.
1.) You continue being the bald-faced commies you are and politically die like a vampire in the sunlight.
or
2.) You kick out the JAMs and the COMMIES, go hard anarcho-capitalist and survive to make a come back tour in 2028.
So you can let us help you make the Democratic Party Likable Again or we can do our damnedest to beat you like gongs in a national popularity contest. That won’t be hard either. We are trained and raised on Gonzo around here. It’s like raw meat to us. So if you oppose our kind offer, we truly hope you rehire the last boatload of high-priced idiots you used to launch Kamal Toe off a cliff like a billion dollar lead zeppelin into the political abyss of Has-Been.
We’re a reasonable outfit here with a reasonable offer.
One you probably shouldn’t refuse. Beggars can’t be choosers.
Let’s not kid ourselves, Gretchen. You are a political animal. You will have no problem morphing from hardcore Statist to a Milei cheerleader in the twinkling of an eye. You’ll do anything to continue playing the game of Politics. Time to put the Big Girl panties on Gretchen and do what needs to be done.
Make no mistake-the current Israel First infested cabinet of Trump’s needs REAL opposition. This Antisemitism Awareness Act WILL NOT STAND. This threat needs serious opposition, not the Larry Fink’s Flying Circus that is the current Trump-flattened DNC and Democratic Party.
Raze the Commie Democratic Party to the ground and resurrect a Jeffersonian voluntaryist/anarcho-capitalist aligned party for this is the only way back to electoral victory against the MAGA brand.
Gretchen, honestly, if nothing else take away that we really do hope to see you in the pages of 40Something some day. We’ll buy 10 copies of that issue!
