Gonzo Goes To The Revolution!

by Mr. Kolchak

Two days ago, the Forward Observer channel on YouTube released a video titled PHASE SHIFT: New Tactics in the Coming Color Revolution. (https://youtu.be/NNtWB3De7U8?si=D41T_gQXeEb_6sil) Being a former 18-series dude, the discussion interested me greatly. The intel on this situation revealed that a group called INDIVISIBLE (indivisible.org) is instigating these goals and they are in orbit with the NO KINGS movement. So I pointed the browser to the Indivisible site and started digging. I discovered that a cell in this group was having a protest in little old Harrison, Arkansas today (Saturday the 2nd) which is about 76 miles from where the Rising Tide is currently operating from.

So I packed up our mascot, Mr. Kolchak, and pointed the car to Harrison to see just what kind of ‘threat’ I’d find lurking there. I didn’t know exactly where this thing was going to pop off but I found it with no difficulties. It was in front of the court house in the town square downtown. I arrived about 15 minutes early to case the place, using Mr. Kolchak as my cover for action. To the untrained eye, we were just an older fit looking dude being walked by his dog. A group of Saturday merchants were packing up their wares when I arrived. But on the main drag side of the court house, I spotted the tumor growing in size there. The protest was scheduled to begin at 1 PM.

Mr. Kolchak, the perfect intelligence distraction!


By 1 PM, the main body was in place, the slogans and signage were parading up and down the sidewalk and the hippy Rasta music was blaring. Also, the local cops showed up and took up positions to keep an eye on the commies. I made a close in pass just prior to 1 PM to get a good look at their disposition and composition. Of course, Mr. Kolchak, being the cutest, friendliest dog known to man, occupied everyone’s attention while I was busy sizing them up on a threat continuum.

Holy Balls, Batman! I took this shot from across the green from the ‘protest’ and they’re so insignificant YOU CAN’T EVEN TELL THEY’RE THERE!!!

I have to say in all honesty that if this group is representative of every one of their cells, then there is NO THREAT at all from these ninnies. By far, the largest demographic present was fat, old self-loathing white women. The ‘men’ were stick figures with very low testosterone and many peacock shades of hair color. They were either grossly overweight or tragically malnourished and solar phobic. The main body when assembled was barely 50 people, if that. It was, in a turn of phrase, a complete clown show.

They had the gall to parade around with American flags like they were solidly aligned with American values. This was particularly disgusting seeing how a year ago, these very same commies wouldn’t be seen dead with an American flag. They’d be spitting on it or burning it as a sign of oppression and imperialism. No, they’d be wrapping themselves in the faggot freak flag and screeching about pedo rights to mutilate children.

Of course, their list of things to be horrified by were LGBT! Rights (code for Pedo normalization), save NPR (because fake commie news makes the world go round) and of course all the slashing and burning of access to the public checkbook so they can all live off the taxpayer without having to endure the humiliation of a J.O.B. With the constant side bleat of FASCISM FASCIST used in the same sentence as MAGA. Unbeknownst to them, the biggest fascists present were these commies themselves!

No, a ‘movement’ like this (more of an exercise in gender confused LARPing) needs POPULAR SUPPORT across a wide spectrum of the population in order to constitute a threat. Which they DO NOT have. They still think that they have some kind of moral majority in this country. In reality, this country is ready and willing to dirt nap all these freaks at the first sign of anything resembling the Summer of Love we experienced under the Biden regime.

This is not a revolutionary cadre; this is a sad sack collection of boomer and zoomer HAS BEENS. If the so-called Color Revolution is organized by these poster children of geriatric socialism, then it’s already over even before it begins. These cucks are not insurgents. They couldn’t fight their way out of Romper Room if their lives depended on it!

In fact, I estimate that with one M4 and two 30-round magazines, it would take all of five minutes to permanently remove this threat from reality for good. None of these fools would even be a challenge in a hand-to-hand contest. And if it went to firearms, it would be a total embarrassment as to how easy they’d fold up like cheap lawn chairs.

These people are not serious opponents. They’re living in a cosplaying comic book universe. They think they’re X-Fags fighting the Nazis in Wakanda.

The final verdict is these clowns couldn’t overthrow a kindergarten class let alone the US government. Forward Observer is giving these cretins way more credit than they deserve. But that’s just my unconventional opinion based on what I saw on the ground today.

And Mr. Kolchak didn’t even bark at them. They were that non-intimidating. A dog will bark and growl in the presence of real threat levels. Mr. Kolchak yawned and rolled and showed them his tummy.

On a threat continuum of one to five Milk Bones, with five being the worst, these jackasses earned ZERO Milk Bones! What a let-down, to say the least!